Kong

“Kong” is the third episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

Episode Description
In an atypically civil episode, Pat and Joe talk KONG: SKULL ISLAND, overused movie music, going Hollywood, legendarily bad movies, Eddie Pepitone, dads, darkness, and the music of Spoon.

Before the Film

 * On With The Joe!: "If you could see the glassed look in his eyes as he says it."
 * Pat was up at 6 AM because he was at an all day seminar at the Writers Guild of America.
 * A woman in the class goes "Mmm" after every point the teacher makes while Pat sits with Andrew Orvedahl.
 * Pat is transforming into a Hollywood type.
 * Joe buys a pair of Doc Martens, not long after coming out as a proud lesbian woman, then goes to three record stores in an unsuccessful attempt to buy the new Spoon album.
 * Joe saw Britt Daniel on the plane to SxSW, while Pat saw him in Vegas with his very young girlfriend. They discuss their favorite Spoon songs.
 * The genius Eddie Pepitone does crowd therapy at SxSW, non-drunk Pat sees him in London and has the best night, Joe hangs out with him and Bonnie McFarlane before he goes to "take a quick dip", and appears on Two Broke Girls.
 * Go see Eddie Pepitone, Todd Glass, Keith Robinson, Andy Kindler, and Bonnie McFarlane.

Pat's Movie Corner (Rundown)

 * Pat saw nothing! But he got The Room, which Joe saw with Justin Long, with whom he shared a 40 and witnessed Justin yelling "Fuck it!" during the movie which no one else did.
 * Child Pat goes to White Castle and sees The Rocky Horror Picture Show w0ith his dad at the dollar theater, until the man with the folded up and visible cock in the see-through women's panties appears and they leave and try to get a refund.
 * "It's Hard out Here for a Pimp" winning the Academy Award.

The Film

 * Kong (Colon) Skull Island, better than Kong Skull (Colon) Island and Kong Skull Community.


 * Pat's never seen a more stacked cast in service to something this stupid.
 * Good visuals, bad script.
 * Opening line: "There will never be a crazier time in Washington!" Terrible.
 * Stop reusing songs that were used in more famous films.
 * Pat sings The Kong/Thong Song.
 * John C. Reilly (who Pat played poker with and is a nice guy!) does Step Brothers outtakes during the film.
 * A monkey isn't that scary anymore.
 * Brie Larson brings a lot to screen boner wise.
 * Hollywood reasoning for above the line credits is disgusting.
 * Post-credits teasing an expanded monster universe.