The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

"The Hills Have Eyes (1977)" is the twenty-seventh episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

Episode Description
''Folks, this week Pat and Joe talk the 1977 horror flick, The Hills Have Eyes! In Pat's Movie Corner: mid90s, Perfect Bid, Bad Times at the El Royale, America's Monsters, Widows, and The Flatwoods Monster.''

Before The Film

 * Pat sings the intro. Pat hates it.
 * On With The Joe! Joe seems to not mind Pat's singing.
 * We know Joe bought a scooter, but he also bought a car. A classic Jaguar a guy was selling on the street for a ridiculous price. He still doesn't have his driver's license. Pat once bought a Saturn for $1,000 and the sideview mirror fell off on the drive home.

ScreamNN

 * Reviews of Serenity say the twist is so batshit, you have to see it.

Pat's Movie Corner

 * mid90s (Pat)
 * Pat played poker with director Jonah Hill. He was an asshole, very funny, and leveled everyone.
 * Perfect Bid (Joe)
 * Bad Times at the El Royale (Pat)
 * America's Monsters (Joe)
 * Widows (Pat)
 * The Flatwoods Monster (Joe)

Joe's Scary Stuff

 * Pat gave Joe a Who's Harry Crumb? Blu-ray packaged as a VHS.
 * Injustice 2
 * Bonus: Mortal Kombat 11 is announced.

The Film

 * Pat watched it on Joe Bob Briggs' Thanksgiving marathon, Dinners of Death. It's one of Pat's least favorites he's shown, he prefers the remake.
 * Joe thinks it's okay, not one of his favorites, but it's a different type of horror, more of an exploitation.
 * This isn't a "70s horror with a message" movie, it's cannibals in the desert. And it's influenced by The Grapes of Wrath?!
 * Pat's on Wikipedia as a notable alumni of his high school.
 * They're out of things to say about The Hills Have Eyes, so how about MTV's The Hills? They discuss other horny reality shows like Temptation Island.
 * Pat pitched an idea, and was turned down, for a multi-cam sitcom at a prison. It predated Orange Is The New Black.
 * How about eyes? Each thinks the other has brown eyes, but they're blue.