Event Horizon

"Event Horizon" is the thirteenth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

Episode Description
''Folks! This week Joe and Pat take on sci-fi horror film "Event Horizon"! In Pat's Movie Corner: Tourist Trap, Creeped Out, Sleepaway Camp, The Witch in the Window, Rabid, and Hip-Hop Revolution.''

Before The Film

 * Pat thinks he should take over the intro based on how sloppy Joe's is.
 * Joe's never seen Newsradio. It's the kind of show Pat aspires to make.
 * On With The Joe!: Led Zeppelin - D'Yer Mak'er
 * Pat met up with a friend from 7th grade, who is a film editor obsessed with old school hip hop and horror movies, Joe would love him! He showed Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 to Pat, which traumatized him.
 * An exotic dancer reveals the filthiest customer she ever had (Michael C. Hall).
 * Joe loves Rock Around the Clock and owns a Bill Haley record.

Pat's Movie Corner

 * Pat's watching the Joe Bob Briggs Shudder Marathon
 * Tourist Trap (Pat)
 * Creeped Out (Joe)
 * Pat sings "The House With The Clock In Its Walls" like Morrissey.
 * Memories of The Peanut-Butter Solution.
 * Sleepaway Camp (Pat)
 * Pat saw it years ago in NJ with a woman he eventually made love to. Is that why he loved it?
 * The Witch in the Window (Joe)
 * Rabid (Pat)
 * It moved slow so Pat skipped forward to Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, whose VHS cover brought delightful pleasures as a teenager.
 * Hip-Hop Evolution (Joe)

New Psycho

 * Freddy Krueger in The Goldbergs.
 * Preachy Twitter people. But the boys can't leave social media.

Joe's Scary Stuff

 * Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb for Xbox 360 or PS2.

The Film

 * Paramount execs told the director he had 4 weeks to edit because James Cameron didn't have Titanic ready yet and they needed a big summer release. They hated the finished edit and said to cut half hour of gore, then it bombed critically and commercially.
 * Pat saw this along in a triple feature with Private Parts and The Return of the Jedi rerelease in 1997. He thought nothing of it then and upon rewatch, he could not have been more bored.
 * Joe really liked the film, thought it was a different take on space and it was creepy and weird.
 * Paramount destroyed the additional half hour of film from the original cut and the director lost his VHS copy of it.
 * It is better than the shit horror being made at the same time.
 * Shoutouts.