The Lost Boys

"The Lost Boys" is the twenty-eighth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

This episode plays the Little Shop of Horrors show in the podcast feed. It was made available in the Patreon feed as "Lost Episodes #2: The Lost Boys" on March 2, 2020.

Episode Description
Folks, this week Pat and Joe do a commentary episode for 1987's The Lost Boys!

Before The Film

 * It's been a month! Pat is shoeless and had one of the most nightmarish weeks of his working life, unfortunately the details cannot be shared.
 * Joe's back from the Impractical Jokers cruise and had a great time. Pat loves that Sal Vulcano, Joe forgot to mention Pat's name to him.
 * Thanks to 100 people signing up for the Himalaya app, they're doing The Lost Boys!
 * On With The Joe!

Commentary Topics

 * Pat notices Joe says "1-2-3 play" then, "here we go, 1-2-3 play".
 * Pat admits he doesn't like The Lost Boys.
 * They run down Schumacher's filmography, a lot of unwatchables and F's.
 * Rob McEllhenney was fired from Tigerland by Schumacher, who said "wait, you can't act". He was replaced by Colin Farrell.
 * Joe did a show in Santa Cruz and told the crowd it looked like a Lost Boys town. Turns out that's where it was filmed.
 * ScreamNN
 * The CW is doing a Lost Boys pilot.
 * Joe has canceled Netflix due to them refusing to re-edit Bird Box, which used footage of a Canadian train wreck. He's moved on to Tubi.
 * Pat's Movie Corner
 * The Compleat Al (Joe)
 * They stop to mention the famous saxophone player scene.
 * Jami Gertz, yowza! Not good in this movie though.
 * Jason Patric is the Joel Schumacher of actors.
 * Kiefer Sutherland's girlfriend was Pat's notary for his house sale.
 * Joe has a Cable Guy level experience with the Spectrum internet guy.
 * Harvey Leeds: State of Shock video cracks them up.
 * Pat watched Suspiria, he has a lot to say, Joe will watch.
 * Star 80 (Pat)
 * UHF (Joe)
 * He watched it three times on Tubi.
 * Heaven Can Wait (Pat)
 * Horror Hunters (Joe)
 * Ben is Back (Pat)
 * "What are you, the Flying Nun?" Oof.
 * Best sitcom ending to a film ever: Easy Money.
 * Nothing sinks its teeth in for Pat, it's not funny or scary.
 * The idea of living in a beach town after your parents divorce, like in this movie, intrigued young Joe.
 * Pat recommends the 80's All Over podcast.
 * Stranger Things is a PG successor to this movie, we never get these kinds of R rated movies for kids anymore. Like The Gate, Fright Night, and Stand by Me.
 * That great movie trailer voice from the 1980's. They try to do that guy ordering from Taco Bell.
 * The great and varied career of screenwriter Jeffrey Boam. He wrote Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, which Joe says has the best ending ever.
 * Shoutouts.
 * Joe, what's your favorite film of the 80's? Fatso. And Creepshow is a perfect film.
 * Joe talks Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Tales from the Crypt, and Tales from the Darkside.
 * Everyone despised Dennis Miller when working with him in Bordello of Blood.
 * Horror comedies like Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein, Haunted Honeymoon, and Young Frankenstein and how most don't have much horror (the best of the lot, Evil Dead 2, has both).
 * The boys are going out and Jami Gertz is superhuman in this movie.
 * Pat saw Elton John, facing his back. His favorite song: Someone Saved My Life Tonight.
 * Was Dick Van Dyke with soot on his face in Mary Poppins blackface?