Twilight Zone - The Night of the Meek

"Twilight Zone - The Night of the Meek" is the twenty-first episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

Episode Description
''Folks! To celebrate the holidays, this week Pat and Joe do commentary on the classic Twilight Zone episode, "The Night of the Meek"! In Pat's Movie Corner: Bumping Mics, Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist, Manhattan Murder Mystery, The Vault, Thoroughbreds, and A Dark Song. Happy Holidays!''

Before The Film

 * This is Joe's least favorite episode of the Twilight Zone.
 * Joe is convinced this is what Bad Santa's based on.
 * Pat has a drink at Atrium and an old man fully dressed as Santa with a wet damp black eye sits next to him.

Joe's Scary Stuff and ScreamNN

 * Girls and Crashing writer accused of rape and Lena Dunham defends him. A few months later, she writes the worst apology ever that's all about her rather than the victim and brings the mother of the victim on-stage at a Hollywood Reporter event and never lets her talk. The boys destroy her, Girls, "I have to cut the shit and put on my big girl pants", the apology, and her hypocrisy.

Pat's Movie Corner

 * Bumping Mics (Pat)
 * Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (Joe)
 * Manhattan Murder Mystery (Pat)
 * Pat's dad didn't want him to see it
 * Whatever happened to Tony Roberts?
 * Mia Farrow showed up for a fitting on the first day of shooting, according to Wikipedia


 * The Vault (Joe)
 * Thoroughbreds (Pat)
 * 87 year old Dabney Coleman pitched to appear on The Cool Kids
 * A Dark Song (Joe)

The Film

 * Pat's never seen an episode past season 1, therefore, he hasn't seen an episode with the classic theme
 * The opening of Bad Santa.
 * The new Twilight Zone with Jordan Peele excites them, but getting CBS All Access doesn't
 * Why did Joe tell Les Moonves to do what he did?
 * Joe thinks he lost his job on Pat's show because it was too close to all the Hollywood sexual allegations
 * Les Moonves had a woman on payroll whose job it was to blow him?
 * "Moonves saw your tape, thought you were hilarious" - Pat's text to Joe. He must've thought they were kindred spirits
 * They'd do "Seasons of Belief" on Tales From the Darkside, but it wasn't streaming. Joe recaps it, he watches it every year with Pinkstone.
 * "If you take the beard away from this guy, you've got Patty Walsh". Pat actually hasn't had a drink all weekend, even at the Los Lobos/X show.
 * The Golden Girls had to fuck the guy playing the department store manager
 * The Santa Crawl has gone from fun to fratty
 * Richard Mulligan, star of the remake in the 80s Twilight Zone, was in a movie with naked Julie Andrews called S.O.B., directed by her husband Blake Edwards
 * Joe searches "nude Julie Andrews" and is now on a list.
 * If Lin-Manuel Miranda is a rappin' chimney sweep in the new Mary Poppins, Pat is out. They talk some Mary Poppins.
 * They don't want to see Martin Scorsese and the Coen Brothers movies premiering on Netflix.
 * Pot IS addictive.
 * Pat had his jizz tested in a room in Westwood, California and his levels are great. Pot destroying your levels is a myth.
 * Pat's never met a young Burt... but a Burt Young?! Folks!
 * With a minute left, let's get on with the show and on... !
 * What is the lesson, who are the meek?
 * This holiday season, grab a Penthouse and read Joe's story!