Joe's Solo News Psycho


 * Pat's doing some solo stuff, so why not Joe?


 * Joe admits he pisses and moans
 * It sounds like The Mummers Parade in Joe's apartment as he has a ciggy and a Coke Zero
 * First topic, Delta Airlines and their editing of movies
 * Deadpool 2 is sterilized on the flight, why even show it?
 * The editing of Grumpy Old Men put him over the edge
 * It's the perfect holiday movie as it starts at Thanksgiving and ends at Christmas
 * You have to wear headphones, you're the only one that's going to hear it!
 * They bleeped the word "farted" and "schmuck" (replaced it with "yutz", is one worse than the other?)
 * Joe still wept while watching
 * Second topic, Uncharted movie narrows in on Venom director Ruben Fleischer
 * Nathan Drake is very Indiana Jones, he has the same character trait of fucking up
 * Why not bring in the director of a mediocre action film that was poorly reviewed?
 * Mark Wahlberg was Nathan Drake, but now it's Tom Holland as the weathered, been around the world, swashbuckling veteran
 * 80's TV and movie kids were adults (Beverly Hills 90210, Weird Science, The Karate Kid). Now it's children cast as adults.
 * People want to know why characters in the project Joe's writing have to be so old