Logan

“Logan” is the second episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

Episode Description
Pat and Joe patch things up after a vicious fight, then debate "Logan," the lesser films of John Candy, British actors playing American, and movie theater HJs.

Before The Film

 * On With The Joe!: "A Gargamel-ish delivery"
 * The boys have had a few humdinger fights that were not funny. This is the second take of the episode because they went at it!
 * The one detail they can laugh about is Joe telling Pat, "You walk out the door, you're making a statement about not just this show, but also, this friendship!"
 * Sharing a J helped heal the rift. Pat tells a story of seeing a guy with Parkinson's be helped by smoking and how it also helps ol' Patty.
 * The boys saw the film together. Joe is heavily sighing, crossing and uncrossing his legs, and orders popcorn (with "lotta butter!"), Cherry Coke, and peanut M&M's in share size. Joe combines the foods and it resembles used anal beads. He also gets told by the woman next to him to stop tapping his foot, which Pat agrees with, and blows an old man raspberry halfway through the film.
 * Pat was next to a couple finger banging and having oral when he saw the Jason Bourne movie. Pat recalls his hand job during a double feature of A Midsummer Night's Dream and 10 Things I Hate About You.
 * Joe laments the difficulty of sexual activity in an Uber vs. a yellow cab and Pat rides an Uber next to a carseat with something in it covered in towels that the driver won't say what it is.
 * The scary Robert Blake in Lost Highway and the Winkie's Diner scene in Mulholland Drive is the scariest thing Joe's ever seen.
 * John Candy films (Delirious, Summer Rental, Who's Harry Crumb?, Armed and Dangerous).
 * Harlan Ellison thinks Sting is a better actor than Kyle MacLachlan in Dune.
 * Excitement and trepidations over the new Twin Peaks and love for Jackie Brown.
 * Tarantino writing dialogue for black actors and Samuel L. Jackson calls out a British actor playing the lead in Get Out, he says they get the roles because they work for less.
 * This counts as a Movie Corner.

The Film

 * Quality of the X-Men Universe (Days of Future Past is #1).
 * Pat likes the daughter, the tone, the camerawork, and James Mangold.
 * The review of the film on Birth.Movies.Death is one of the best Pat's ever read.
 * Joe felt they were showing off how often they could say "fuck" and it was depressing.
 * "What do you want Joe?" asks Pat when he dismisses the somber tone of Logan and the comedy of Marvel. Pat doesn't like the answer ("Somber with some hope at the end, like Batman vs. Superman had.")
 * Joe's criticisms in spoiler territory.