Thinner

"Thinner" is the ninth episode of the first season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

Episode Description
''On the ninth episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL, Joe and Pat sweat the small stuff in Tom Holland’s underrated adaptation of Stephen King’s THINNER. Whether you’re listening to the show as a stand-alone podcast or a commentary to the film (which is streaming on Netflix), you can hear Joe & Pat discuss what food they’d consumed if afflicted with the THINNER curse, the respective careers of stars Robert John Burke and Joe Montegna, and the political correctness of the term “gypsy.” And WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL listeners will hear about the true horror of Jon Favreau being on the receiving end of a Rob Reiner lambasting. You can also follow Joe and Pat on Twitter, and leave your suggestions for future episodes at FANGORIA’s Facebook Feed! Check back in 2 weeks for the next episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL! WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL is a production of the FANGORIA Podcast Network. WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL is executive produced by Ken W. Hanley and Thomas DeFeo. For more information, press opportunities and advertising rates pertinent to the FANGORIA Podcast Network, please contact ken@fangoria.com.''

Commentary Topics

 * Reverse theme episode since Thanksgiving is about getting fatter.
 * Joe is hosting Thanksgiving, Pat will be bringing his traditional sweet potatoes, which Joe didn't like.
 * "Do we have to start taking Bieber seriously now?" NO!
 * Joe is tired of Taylor Swift and her trying to copyright phrases. Pat's a fan. He also likes the new Grimes album.
 * Joe saw Danny Collins on the plane, a great movie to see with the FOLKS! Pat recommends The Intern for a plane viewing.
 * 1-2-3- play, wait, pause it, it didn't go. Nope, go again. Wait, no. Fourth time! Joe unsure if subtitles are on.
 * The old gypsy saying "Thinner" was hilarious to both young Pat, young Joe, and their friends.
 * Pat would love to be cursed thinner, then have the gypsy cut off the curse.
 * Mixing up Tom Holland and Savage Steve Holland.
 * Same director as the second Spider-Man reboot, which was a trainwreck. Pat sat next to the OG Tobey Maguire and his HS sweetheart wife at a Mexican restaurant.
 * "Matt Damon divorce rumors are swirling!"
 * What happens if you go see Thinner or The Nutty Professor and you're fatter than the people in it?
 * Pat calls a guy a greaseball, is that a slur?
 * When has Joe Mantegna ever not played a mob guy? he was the original Ricky Roma in Glengarry and had the actor's curse of forgetting all his lines on stage.
 * Toasting wine on a speedboat.
 * Pat watched We Are Still Here, an insanely gory Maine haunted house movie, check it out. He still does hard copy Netflix, the streaming availability isn't good (they couldn't find any Friday the 13th films for the 'pod).
 * Alexandria Daddario from True Detective (greatest nudity in TV history) will be in the Baywatch remake. Joe was sad that he googled her and found out she had a boyfriend.
 * Kari Wuhrer. "Whur-her right here, I'd ask her to be my life mate" - Pat. She only does big spider films.
 * David Arquette as Sherlock Holmes... they have to go.
 * Gypsy guy with the sotre on his nose is one of the most disgusting characters in film history.
 * Blowjob in car scenes in Thinner and Parenthood. When young Pat asked what it was, no one in his family would say a thing.
 * Joe got head in an elevator at Kinko's in Manhattan. A far cry from when you got married at 18 and weren't knowing what you were doing.
 * They just did a feminist remake of Zapped, is it really any better? Wait, it's a Disney Channel remake!
 * Pat recommends Telekenisis' 12 Desperate Lines.
 * Pat's seen Spectre (not good) and Peanuts (not good).
 * Joe, what do you eat if you have a week where you can do whatever you want?
 * - Joe: he easts what he wants. Fried chicken, ribs, stuff that isn't sugar heavy.
 * - Pat: he usually has a juice for breakfast, salad for lunch, no dinner, but if he had the Thinner curse, it's a sheet cake from Ralph's. Cake discussion.
 * Did they go after big stars who wouldn't do the weight loss?
 * Pat saw True Story, Jonah Hill is worse looking than the real guy.
 * Pat cried at 127 Hours. The Evil Dead show is really good.
 * That theme song was written and performed by Joe.
 * That next day glaze on rotisserie chicken, horrible!
 * The make-up is great, what won best make-up that year?
 * Joe saw Joe Noth and "Shooter Mcgavin" at the diner
 * What's going on with James Woods?
 * When Pat is done with the Hollywood life, he's buying a ranch and calling it The Cool Ranch.
 * When did they switch the Doritos bag?
 * Pat goes to a writers guild event (Annie Hall named funniest screenplay of all time), Rob Reiner hosted and was so funny. He roasted Jon Favreau, "Jesus Christ, you got fat!" and asks Bogdonovich why he thinks he can wear the ascot.
 * Don't use big words with Pat, get over yourself! Don't use them in movies either.
 * Hello 34 year old Bethany Joy Lance, lead singer of Everly and divorced!
 * One Tree Hill, Dawson's Creek, and Stephen Collins.
 * The authenticity of gypsies while Joe looks up nudie pics.
 * What are they going to watch for Thanksgiving? Thankskilling?
 * The boys can still tear up at Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
 * Favorite Simpsons character: Joe (Moe, Sideshow Bob because of the Frasier voice), Pat (Troy McClure, Lionel Hutz)
 * Pat's favorite SB line "Chiefly withdrawal", which he says when he pitches a joke people don't like.
 * Favorite sitcoms of all time: Pat (Seinfeld, Simpsons for the 10 year block he loves)
 * The only movie where the mob goes up against gypsies.
 * They're supposed to be making that Pacino/Pesci/DeNiro/Nicholson/Scorsese mob movie
 * Scorsese will one day say he's retiring and the next day he'll be dead.
 * The acting, directing, make-up, and effects are great. Why does this movie has such a low rating?
 * Grandma with Lily Tomlin probably has a 98% rating, Pat gives it an F. Joe enjoyed Tomlin quite a bit in it.
 * The only scene Pat liked was the Sam Elliot scene about corn. Impressions ensue.
 * How Pat would handle the acid scene in real life.
 * Ever see The Fog?
 * How does a man with an open sore on his nose get a wife?
 * Joe, if I show up to your house with a blood pie, is there anything I can say to get you to have a slice of that pie? That pie was in American Pie and Pi.
 * Rundown of Aronofsky movies.
 * Joe's falling asleep from the whiskey. Pat's drinking Diet Cream Soda and vodka.
 * Clint Eastwood in Blood Wipe.