Blade & Blade 2

“Blade & Blade 2” is the forty-first episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

Episode Description
In honor of the release of “Black Panther,” Pat and Joe dig into Wesley Snipes as Blade in “Blade,” “Blade 2: Cruise Control,” and “Blade: The Third One.”

Before The Film

 * Joe had some cigs and drank some whiskey with Pat last night. Pat would like to say he did not smoke.
 * On With The Joe!: The Beatles - Oh! Darling. Joe doesn't like the Beatles.
 * Joe, why did you tell Chuck Manson to do what he did?
 * Kim Cattrall rejects Sarah Jessica Parker's thoughts and prayers after the death of her brother.
 * Does anyone know the origin of "spill the tea"?
 * Why the older generations hate millennials.
 * The boys went to the Fu Manchu show was it was great, with stale old gas smells from the crowd, then partied in WeHo with their straight friends (Vince Averill was one of them).
 * The Uber ride home was filled with paranoia. The driver wouldn't take Joe to the drive-thru. He played the themes to CHiPs, Dukes of Hazzard, and other 70s theme songs while not looking at the road. He also did an illegal U-turn and nearly kills two men in the crosswalk.

Pat's Movie Corner

 * The Death of Versace (Pat)
 * The Handmaid's Tale (Pat)
 * American Vandal (Pat)
 * The Man Who Would Be Polka King (Joe)
 * The Polka King (Joe)

Crane Shots

 * Rest in peace John Mahoney.
 * Joe remembers Frasier's line, "I recall someone using the term stallion like!" after having sex with Roz.

The Film

 * Both really good pictures says Pat. They're awesome, says Joe.
 * Pat watches a Blade: Trinity supplement where David S. Goyer the writer (of Joe's favorite Batman vs. Superman) sits in a dimly lit theater and interviews David S. Goyer the director.
 * Patton Oswalt has Blade: Trinity stories, including the marijuana fog from Wesley Snipes' trailer and how he'd only answer to Blade.
 * What happened to the career of Stephen Dorff?
 * Pat prefers Blade 1, there is something so hollow about Benicio del Toro's movies. Joe prefers 2 in the way he enjoys John Wick 2 more.
 * Joe's issue with vampires is they're always drinking blood, they have to eat something else.
 * Chris Sarandon pitched that his vampire also ate fruit in Fright Night.
 * Do you need a Pizza Hut Dracula?
 * The boys love the dark red cups and the smoky atmosphere of Pizza Hut, but you know what you're getting in terms of pizza. At least they don't try like Dominoes, Little Caesar's, Papa John's, etc.
 * Bill Burr rants about the Dominoes Oreo pizza.
 * The original ending of Blade is insane, it's on the New Line DVD.