The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

"The Hills Have Eyes (2006)" is the thirty-third episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

Episode Description
''Folks, this week Pat and Joe discuss the 2006 "The Hills Have Eyes" remake! In Pat's Movie Corner: Climax, Channel Zero, Used Cars, and After Life!''

Before The Film

 * Pat's drinking a Cold Brew Cocktail, Fugu Horchata, which has 13% alcohol. Joe's thankful Pat's back off the wagon.
 * They're going to see Cypress Hill, Pat wasn't a fan of the new album.
 * Joe's drinking Pabt's Blue Ribbon Easy, a piss beer.
 * On With The Joe! Brass band.
 * The boys point out each other's jokes bombing, is Pat stoned?

ScreamNN News Psycho

 * North Bergen Drama Club does a stage production of Ridley Scott's Alien using recycled materials.
 * Joe Bob Briggs now a weekly show on Shudder.
 * Midsommar trailer. Is it coming too soon after Hereditary to be any good?
 * The Dragged Across Concrete trailer is also out.

Pat's Movie Corner

 * Climax (Pat)
 * Channel Zero season 3 (Joe)
 * Used Cars (Pat)
 * After Life (Pat)

Joe's Scary Stuff

 * Castlevania: Bloodlines on Sega Genesis
 * Joe's doing a bi-weekly show with Brian Moses at The Comedy Store called Our Show that's going great. Morgan Murphy, Beth Stelling, Andrew Santino, and Eddie Pepitone were on the first show.
 * Joe's friend's suggestion for a song parody: "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"
 * Barbra Streisand addresses the Michael Jackson sex scandal.
 * Joe's angry about Jeremy Piven and Will Smith doing stand-up and A-list celebs taking over commercials.
 * Pat leaves the Cypress Hill ticket line because a scalper is buying $1,000 in tickets.

The Film

 * This unrated rewatch didn't do much for Pat, it's well shot with good pacing, but he didn't need to revisit.
 * Joe offended real mutants deformed by nuclear waste weren't in it. It's better than the original (Pat agrees) and it's entertaining.
 * The abuse of Godsmack over the end credits.
 * The gold standard remake is the Dawn of the Dead, this isn't as shocking as it wanted to be.
 * Ranking the Hostel movies.
 * See Breakdown starring Kathleen Quinlan.
 * Shoutouts, including to Nikolai who Pat met at the bar before seeing Us.