Bird Box

"Bird Box" is the twenty-third episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

Episode Description
Folks, this week Pat and Joe discuss the Netflix horror that's everyone's talking about, "Bird Box"!

Before The Film

 * Joe's had it with Apple products and Pat will not sign into the Cloud while his IRA plummets.
 * Jackson Starship on Twitter wants to know if it's impossible for Pat to not make a whiney Trump comment. Pat will block him from the Patreon if he contributes.
 * Joe is rewatching Frasier again in his new apartment, which throws Pat off his game.
 * Pat has moths in his house, Heather is worried about their wardrobe. It's so out of control Pat can't find his socks. This might be karmic payback for Pat writing the Sci-Fi Original Film Mothman.
 * They play a game where Joe names an occupation and Pat has to come up with an expression meaning "This guy is crazy".
 * On WIth The Show! ...It's a New Year and Pat's brain dead.
 * Joe saw a guy face down in street when he was going to meet Pat for breakfast. He was not dead. Pat saw a guy in a suit face down in front of the NYC subway and everyone just walked around him.
 * Joe, why did you tell R. Kelly to do what he did? For a period of 20+ years?
 * All the celebs apologizing for making songs with him... they knew.
 * Lady Gaga trying to win an Oscar. Was their song "Fuck Me In The Butt"?
 * Joe refuses to watch A Star Is Born despite the presence of Dice and Sam Elliott.
 * Bird Box? More like dog shit! We'll get into that.
 * RIP Bob Einstein aka Marty Funkhauser aka Super Dave Osbourne. Also RIP to Steve Buscemi's wife and Mean Gene Okerlund.

Pat's Movie Corner

 * Escape at Dannemora (Pat)
 * After Porn Ends 3 (Joe)
 * Pat recommends the audiobook of So You've Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson.
 * Den of Thieves (Pat)
 * Score (Joe)
 * Arizona (Pat)
 * Nightbreed (Joe)

The Film

 * "Blindfolded Utah teen crashes car while doing the Bird Box challenge." People, you're stupid.
 * Netflix will produce anything, except Mallrats 2.
 * People love this movie, but the boys think it sucks and is a poor man's Quiet Place.
 * Netflix headquarters is like a Los Angeles nightclub.
 * ScreamNN in the movie review: they designed the monster and it was so ridiculous looking, Sandra Bullock couldn't stop laughing in between takes.
 * Sarah Paulson in the movie for six minutes, voiceover work for Jon Hamm, and obvious diversity casting. It's ridiculous.
 * Joanna Cassidy was great on The Cool Kids, though the execs wanted Marilu Henner.