Lust

"Lust" is the third episode of the second season of We'll See You In Hell.

This episode plays the Wrath show in the podcast feed. It was made available in the Patreon feed as "Lost Episodes #1: Lust" on March 2, 2020.

Episode Description
''Since the announcement of their new format, it was never much of a question if “Lust” would be among the first deadly sins covered on WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL. After all, longtime listeners can attest to the number of times Joe & Pat’s commentaries would go off the rails with stories of their lust and the many awkward, often terrible places it took them. And so it should be no surprise that Joe and Pat dedicate their third sin-centric episode to Lust this week on WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL! For their next installment under their new format, Joe DeRosa & Pat Walsh go into the intimate deep end with Lust, telling stories of their depravity, what may have led to said impulses and where it’s currently led them in life. Whether it’s about chance encounters, relationships in general or their own various vices, Joe & Pat talk candidly about Lust in it’s many wicked ways. Meanwhile, Joe also offers details on his currently-in-progress tour; check and see if you can find him in a city near you HERE!''

Topics Covered

 * All these sins are things people do every day. They are a good code to see if you're living a happy life.
 * Lust is easy to control thanks to Prozac.
 * Sitcoms teach you that you'll grow up groveling for sex if you're a man. Married... With Children is the exception.
 * Patrice O'Neal said he could sub-click so many sites in porn cyberspace, if he was in actual space he wouldn't know how to get back to the ship.
 * The plotline in Love where the two sisters want to have sex with the guy, is it disgusting? Is it realistic?
 * An American Apparel ad causes Pat to almost wreck his car.
 * The idea of porn creating an unrealistic view of actual sex.
 * Joe will talk to girls, a smile and a nod helps, so does sending a drink over. Pat can have his hands on a woman's breasts and still need a mutual friend to tell him she likes him before proceeding. His girlfriend approached him.
 * As a man, you forget that women also like sex and you're not always bothering them, people are always up to talk!
 * What if you wait, get married, then realize on the honeymoon it was lust and not love?!?
 * Pat's dad's sex advice when he was young (an orgasm is pins and needles, his friend got a girl pregnant by making out) and the moral issues it caused. Joe's religious upbringing caused some issues too.
 * Joe's married friend tells Joe his single problems are better than the married problems.
 * Single guy Pat would break up with women and they'd be hurt. Was it because he was a nice guy and not an asshole like others?
 * Stop it, have fun, you may be an old man and wish you'd had more sex and now you're unable to!
 * Pat sees Jesus chastising him as he reaches for the condom and used to get tested ever 3 months regardless.
 * Pat's going to the new Bob Odenkirk movie, should they talk about movies they've seen like Zoolander 2? (They don't)
 * LA has a lot of attractive people. Pat is Tom Selleck in a Missouri bar.
 * A guy at a CVS parking lot hits on Joe's friend when they're looking for Khan.
 * Pat's old go-to line when a woman said she had a boyfriend: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, boyfriend? What was all this?" It got a lot of laughs. Joe once hit on a woman who had a boyfriend, who she eagerly mentioned is on The Walking Dead.
 * How do you bring up having a girlfriend if a girl is hitting on you? Who knows, we'll figure it out someday!