A Nightmare on Elm Street

"A Nightmare on Elm Street" is the second episode of the first season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

Episode Description
''On the second ever episode of WE'LL SEE YOU IN HELL, Joe DeRosa (BETTER CALL SAUL) and Patrick Walsh (IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA) sit down and stream Wes Craven's seminal supernatural slasher "A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET"! Over the course of their coarse commentary, Joe and Pat talk Freddy's reputation as a child murderer, a possible stylistic theme, Nancy's awful parents and, of course, Skeet Ulrich.''

Commentary Topics

 * Joe asked Ricky Gervais why he didn't make fun of Leprechaun on Life's Too Short.
 * "1-2-3-search" or "1-2-3-play"?
 * Pat just saw the new Vacation and it's extremely funny.
 * Joe and Pat's favorite Roger Ebert reviews (Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull and The Village)
 * Thoughts on the Nightmare series
 * Johnny Depp and Steven Tyler comparisons
 * The homosexual overtones in Nightmare 2
 * Great no budget special effects
 * Love for Poltergeist
 * Pat discusses Paperboy the video game
 * The boys' memories of first seeing the movie (Joe = 11, Pat = 17)
 * Why aren't more horror movies good?
 * How much is Robert Englund worth?
 * What does blue represent?
 * Would Jennifer Jason Leigh be upset that Joe thinks she's hot?
 * How do people watch movies that are not on DVD?
 * Michael DeLuise owes Joe a poster of Fatso and is touched that Joe loves the movie
 * Pat sees Richard Riehle from Office Space at a diner
 * When a drop of alcohol touches their lips, the boys want to party until 2 in the morning
 * Pat sells VHS copies of Rad, which he stole from Blockbuster, for $500 and 'Gator Bait for $250.
 * "I think you need to go to Barbados until this blows over"
 * The obligatory scene where no one believes the person in the horror movie
 * Joe's thoughts on Bordello of Blood
 * Pat loves Zodiac
 * Pat saw Craven's Music of the Heart starring Meryl Streep, then gave it a letter grade in a spiral notebook.
 * The boys hate Shocker
 * How do people, like Craven and John Carpenter, make movies that are great and movies that are bad?
 * Joe's ex girlfriend gave him a copy of Little Children on DVD, Julian McCullough told him to examine his relationship
 * Why is an alcoholic mother always a vodka drunk?
 * Teenagers in the 80s looked real, they don't anymore
 * Johnny Depp's in a belly shirt and Rush poster and more blue motifs
 * Pat figures out why there aren't more good horror and comedy movies: the great one line premise doesn't come along that often
 * Nancy's rear side bottom boob gets the boys excited
 * Pat's never drank out of a bottle of liquor, Joe hasn't either
 * "Hello Walsh residence, Patrick speaking" - how Pat had to answer the phone until he was 17, as ordered by his dad
 * Even more blue motifs!
 * Pat's professor in film school made every movie into a gay subtext (Rebecca, Die Hard)
 * Joe and his friend Jim had the Special Edition VHS, which had a great deleted scene of Johnny Depp's bloody corpse crawling out of the bed
 * The quality of the Friday the 13th series vs. Nightmare on Elm Street
 * Friday the 13th Part VI is Joe's favorite and he recaps the opening scene
 * The filmography of Frank Darabont
 * Joe saw Dennis Quaid at a party last night, who was part of a live reading of Big Lebowski. Joe thinks he should be Indiana Jones.
 * Home Alone series should continue with Kevin getting out of an insane asylum in his 30's
 * Joe Pesci still in his Goodfellas character when filming Home Alone
 * Great screams in movie history: Daniel Stern with tarantula on his face in Home Alone, Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her (Pat recommends it to Joe)
 * Pat has dreams where he's about to be killed then wakes up
 * Freddy does Arnold Schwarzenegger sounds. Pat's "We've got to get to the chopper" makes Joe say "You're better than that..."
 * Saxon not broken up by his ex-wife being dead (and blue)
 * "I'm not afraid anymore" in this movie and Home Alone
 * The Carrie arm ending
 * Ending music of Who's Harry Crumb? by the Temptations "Big Fun (Harry Crumb)"
 * Questions
 * "Do you think Freddy served in 'Nam? Do you think he's seen some shit?"
 * "Has Joe checked into a health care facility after admitting he liked Johnny Depp in Tusk?"
 * "In all seriousness though, Funny Freddy or Scary Freddy?"
 * "Is New Nightmare the best sequel?"
 * "Would you recruit in small towns?"