Christine

“Christine” is the fifth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

Episode Description
Pat and Joe differ on John Carpenter's CHRISTINE, discuss the real-life horror of meeting James Lipton, and sidetrack into James Cameron's cucksterpiece TRUE LIES, SPAWN, and the FRIDAY THE 13TH series.

Before The Movie

 * On With The Joe!: Most committed Pat ever was to it, not his favorite.
 * Joe's dad thought My Mother's Jewish, My Father's Italian, and I'm in Therapy sounded very funny, Joe tells him to shut the fuck up
 * Joe's experience in the dinner theater show The Soapranos, playing Petey, the flamboyant cousin
 * Joe's buddy Lev takes on the Petey role and gets fired for threatening to beat the shit out of a heckler
 * Pat tells the story of James Lipton's encounter with Cameron Diaz at Conan O'Brien
 * Stories of Val Kilmer and Peter Gallagher circling each other, Kilmer in MacGruber, and his Tweets about Cait Blanchett
 * Are you a Rick Overton man or a Rick Ducommun man?

Pat's Movie Corner

 * Spawn (Joe)
 * True Lies (Pat)

Joe's Scary Stuff

 * Friday the 13th: The Series on Blu-Ray at Best Buy

The Film

 * The boys have vastly different opinions...
 * Pat has never seen a less scary horror movie
 * Joe says it's instantly one of his favorite John Carpenter movies
 * Pat does enjoy Stephen King's portrayal of bullies, even though the bully is the same age as the teacher
 * Joe likes Halloween II better than Halloween I.