Alien Covenant

“Alien Covenant” is the tenth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

Episode Description
Pat and Joe talk shitty summer trailers, The Founder, Transformers, the movie about the dog who is a soldier, the decline of the Wachowskis, and the Alien franchise right up through the brand new ALIEN: COVENANT!

Before The Film

 * On With The Joe!: Joe tries to get on with the show first...
 * The boys drink at the Cheesecake Factory before the film and then go 15 miles to the Shake Shack!
 * Joe's friend was at a bar with Fred Durst, he thought she meant Fred Schneider. Pat saw Fred Durst at the Carl's Jr and got an extra pack of fries from him.
 * Joe tells the first two jokes he wrote in stand-up. They involve Danny Glover and seeing his parents having sex... again!
 * Pat's show is picked up and he meets the execs at the up-fronts in New York.
 * Joe has begun a column for a magazine, he's not allowed to talk about it yet.
 * The new season of Twin Peaks starts tonight and the critics like it.
 * "I love it!" - Naked Gun 2 1/2

Pat's Movie Corner

 * Pat flew first class for this one.
 * The Founder (Pat AND Joe)
 * Why Him? (Pat)
 * Office Christmas Party (Pat)
 * Trailers
 * You gotta watch the trailer for dog of valor (Megan Leavey)
 * Joe saw Norm Macdonald: Hitler's Dog, Gossip & Trickery
 * Woody Harrelson's stopped smoking weed, will his acting suffer (see: Planet of the Apes trailer)?
 * The new Transformers movie... Anthony Hopkins will do anything and Marc Walberg & the runway model as scientists.
 * Bond movies
 * Mandy Moore shark movie (47 Meters Down)

The Film

 * Ridley puts together a great looking film and it has a great score, but is boring as fuck (Pat fell asleep).
 * Joe says it's not scary or horror, it's an action movie with no suspense.
 * Joe's biggest gripe: too much CGI that looks worse than it did in 1979.
 * Why is the Alien franchise about a robot manipulating everyone?
 * Fassbender teaches Fassbender how to play the flute.
 * RIP Chris Cornell. Everyone wonders if a guy who hangs himself was jerking off.
 * Both's favorite Ridley Scott joint is Matchstick Men.
 * Puddy saying "Tonight feels like an Arby's night" made Pat fall off the couch.
 * The Wachowski's have lost their creative way.